12.04.2003

funny ha ha

An excerpt from a recent email forwarded to me:

PREGNANCY Q & A

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?  
A No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now.  When will my baby move?  
A: With any luck, right after he/she finishes college.
 
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?  
A: Childbirth.  

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure.  Is she right?  
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
 
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?  
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

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